After a great interview / campus visit, during which I got to meet stellar members of the faculty, staff, and students, I was offered an assistant professorship in the UX program at the Milwaukee School of Engineering. I accepted the offer and am eager to start this coming fall semester! This was the one I wanted. You can find out more about the school here and about its UX program here.
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